How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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