I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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