I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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