Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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