i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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