I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
that's an acceptable place to lick
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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