I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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