Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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