I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
my sisters under your porch take her home
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Shame - the story of my life.
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