I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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