I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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