So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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