She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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