it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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