i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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