they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Randomize
