i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize