I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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