my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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