Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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