i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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