she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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