Only a mothe r could love this liver
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.