think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!