Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.