yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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