After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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