jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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