I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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