why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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