even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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