so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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