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(810): View more from Michigan

I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.

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(727): View more from Florida

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(727): View more from Florida

ooooooooooooo i'm drink

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(949): View more from California

just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."

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(740): View more from Ohio

needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again

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(862): View more from New Jersey

watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin

(1-862): View more from New Jersey

doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you

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(212): View more from New York

My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.

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(419): View more from Ohio

i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.

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(302): View more from Delaware

He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.

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