I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.