Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom