i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
