I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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