I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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