I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm both gender and math confused
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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