if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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