I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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