he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is Oprah even human
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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