I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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