just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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