Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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