Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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