we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
