What a fucking waste of an outfit
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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