Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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