i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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