I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize