So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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