HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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