found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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