it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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