"it" just moved
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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