we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I have post one night stand depression
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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