She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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